![]() 09/04/2019 at 15:07 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
the poorly written ad in question:
Having observed some general badness, I attempted to acquire a bargain using my english teacher red pen
hmm, no reply, so I reiterate my interest, only to be met with a harsh response. time to throw actual values down
no reply... so I mention cash. everyone loves cash. and enticing photo of that cash to boot!
ya know, I don’t think he was convinced, but at least now we’re bartering, back and forth, I’m sure an agreement is imminent
ok, I think we’ve got some interest.... but I dont have QUITE that much cash
ok, ok, yes, inters ted in a trade, lets do this thing!
that’s not a no, that’s interest. let’s reel him in with the Corolla’s features
I don’t think he’s listening. Typing in all caps is probably helping. I’M HELPING
but, caps or not, he stopped replying. ugh! I wanna make a deal!!!
ok, so not impressed with the Corolla’s well documented long life and reliability, guess it’s back to cash negotiations
ok, I think he’s playing hardball now, he’s sticking pretty solid at $6900. But is that a fair price? what does the internet have to say about it?
ooookay... not accepting the industry standard KBB, has this guy never sold a car before!?
ok, missed the irony on “breaks”, and we’re not getting anywhere with direct money negotiations. Let’s just get to know each other a little better
getting to know each other went well, we both enjoyed a sensible chuckle, let’s get down to business (to defeaaaaat the huuuuuns)
ya know, I think I’m getting somewhere, we’ve worked our way down from $8000 to $6600. I think this is proof my method works!
UPDATE:
no joy with the xbox, maybe I can get a few coins off if the wheels are cheap
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He said it breaks great. The most I’d offer is 73 cents and a blue M&M.
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This is amazing. Keep up the good work.
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“Thanks Dom”
LOL
M y grandfather was a Latin scholar, and he once returned a letter my brother wrote to him with corrections in red pen. My brother was about 8 years old.
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Now I have a desire to search for all-wheel-drive cars on Craigslist
Just look at all these AWD Civics and Accords in the Chicagoland area
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offer a few bush els of barley
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I got as far as the title and "not Grandma's car" before I burst out laughing. It's just a Civic, dude.
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grandmas like fast hondas
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He said the price is barley negotiable, offer some him some grains
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Best get out of the way. Granny's late to Race Wars.
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You’re being an asshole, but since it makes me laugh, that makes me an asshole, too. I agree with OPPOsaurus, offer him a few bushels of barley and see where you get.
What i f he accepts your offer of $ 5340, A COROLLA , an Xbox, and some barley? Y ou’re gonna do the honourable thing and buy it, right? And you’re gonna live- stream the sale on FB or YT or Twitch for our benefit, right? Because we all want to be there with you to laugh at both of you for going through with so much bullshit. :)
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yes, there is zero doubt that I am the asshole here.
and yes, if a deal is ever reached, I will for sure live stream it, for there is a high chance I will simply be shot on sight.
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This is secretly a very genius tactic...10/10 will try
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Epic. Fucking epic.
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Special breaks break harder..
That’s some good work..
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Yes, that’s probably true. Be safe out there!
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Yep, sounds like lakewood.
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This is phenomenal
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Those prices probably have typos too.
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I dought this guy passed 8th grade
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Read that CL ad and thought “this is what it would look like if Donald Trump tried to sell a car on CL”.
Then I read your text chain and thought “this is what Donald Trump calls negotiating”.
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SOLID LOL!
we never reached a deal... oh wait! you’re right :D
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This is great.
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Thanks for the afternoon entertainment.
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Well that was a good laugh!
CP is even better because I sold my 08 Civic Si three years ago with lower miles for less than his “barley Negoitilble” price.
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Like I don’t even know what you use barley for, brewing bear?
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The fact that this person replied and continued to reply also speaks to their level of intelligence not being that far abov e a newt sack.
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there’s plenty on the very same craigslist that ar e better condition, lower miles, for less.
so... yeah.
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Thanks for the laughs. Internet is such a great place.
Now I feel 70yo.
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VTEC kicked in bigly
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You are my new hero.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 18:27 |
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You are both stupid fish, both of you incorrectly spelled tyres.
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no idea, maybe baking bred
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I don’t have to be perfect asshole
At that point, I’m out. I only want to deal with perfect assholes.
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This is fucking amazing, I lost it right here...
I’m going to furious all my fastness now
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This was very entertaining lol and this is your average civic advertisement. Cant spell, knows nothing about cars, thinks its fast and worth money. Ah Honda bois, never change
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Asians can make a really smooth tea out of their barley
Edit: I just realized that sounds like a bizarre double entendre
![]() 09/06/2019 at 11:39 |
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This was beautiful. I live north of you and am considering doing the same thing to this guy. Amazing.